Conan Exiles for game of the year, every year. Ding dong merrily on high! NSFW, obviously.
Conan Exiles is generating a lot of hype as Early Access marketing goes for broke, but for some reason Funcom and its PR team failed to mentioned this amazing feature in any press releases sent to us: customisable, full-physics genitals.
In a full report over on PC Gamer, editor Chris Livingstone details the dong slider in Conan Exiles’ character customisation screen – even providing a GIF of the customisation in action, which he kindly gave us permission to share.
NSFW but Conan Exiles has an endowment slider. Big dong, little dong, big dong, little dong